“Muuuuummmmyyyyy!”
Um, was I dreaming? What time is it? What year is it?
“Muuuuuummmmmmyyyyyyyy!”
No dream. And an awful smell. Stumble to said source of noise and stench.
“Muuummm, I was sick in my bed.”
Fully awake now. Husband by my side. Battle stations!
Me bathing Miss-not-quite-three, he hosing and washing bedclothes. Both retching.




